Game Industry Get Massacred

Via UkResistance la comicità involontaria della press-release del gioco di 50 Cents di cui abbiamo già parlato in passato. E’ davvero un peccato tradurla, io la posto as-is, che mi ha fatto ridere di cuore.
Il sito ufficiale del gioco é questo.

“‘I’m as excited about 50 Cent: Bulletproof as I am about the success of my album, The Massacre and that means a lot since music has always been my life,” said 50 Cent. “The new freestyles and the addition of Eminem and Dre show that this game is on the right course to follow in the successful footsteps of my music’.”
“The game will offer a sound studio mode in which gamers can mix and match new original freestyles by 50 Cent with new beats straight from the G Unit camp.”
“In 50 Cent’s video game, 50 gets caught in a web of corruption, double-crosses and shady deals that lead him on a bloody path through New York’s drug underworld.”
“The streets heat up as 50 Cent takes on the most dangerous crime families in the city, uncovering an international conspiracy with devastating implications.”